Hmmm it’s been a month:
sewage in basement and subsequent insurers and cleaners
muddy drive and car slipping backwards needing tow truck to get out
dvd player broke
fire alarm goes off every 3 hours or so
salacious videos being sent to my facebook page
more 6pm calls wanting to tell me (I assume) my computer is sending error messages
and other stuff.
Sigh. My house is rejecting me, perchance.